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Penny, I was thinking we should get together and go to the bar this weekend. It's Ladies Night, and seeing that we're both Ladies, it would be a good opportunity to observe the common behaviors of other best friends.

I'm also texting you this invitation to ladies night in case you don't have the notifications turned on for your blog.

It seems like your blog is just in the default setting. if you want I could help you with that.

Also, have you heard from Bernadette? I think she should go to Ladies' Night too.

ok ok we'll go! also what you mean like i can change this bloggy look stuff?

If by "this bloggy look stuff" you mean the style and colors that appear on your customized comment pages, then yes. You can change it.

If you want me to help you, Bestie, I can do that.

sure! i'd really appreciate it. there's going to be a lot of booze at this ladies night right?

1 of 2] It's a bar where they expect men to show up because of the previously mentioned Ladies' night. 2 of 2] Yes. Copious amounts of alcohol.

good because there's gonna be a lot of gettin my dance and drink on [look it might have been some weird twister ladies' night, she doesn't know]

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[she doesn't even read half of this ok] whatever sheldon, call me that funny name again and it's junior rodeo time

I'm afraid not. You see Penny, this is the internet. Here, I am free to say whatever I want without any consequences whatsoever back in, and I am currently wiggling my fingers akin to quotations marks above my ergonomic dvorak keyboard, "real life".

And change your CSS layout, woman, do you have no shame?

i know where you live. i know where you sleep. how's about that for real life consequences, moon pie?

and shut up, amy's gonna do me a solid and spruce this place up

Well touch a tesla coil and call me shocked. I'm pleased to hear you've finally gained a modicum of common sense when it comes to your aesthetic sensibilities! I have every faith in Amy's ability to knock up a knock-down little comment page. And I'm still not afraid of you. There is a sign on my bedroom door that expressly forbids you from entering.

huh. weird. because here i have the key to your apartment. let's seeeeeeeee about the power of this sign

FYI, I am disregarding this comment on the basis of it having too many 'e's.

okay guess you can disregard me lookin thru your bedroom toooooooo

amy is pretty great though isn't she

As carbon-based lifeforms go, Amy Farrah Fowler rates highly.

hey speaking of does amy know you have silk boxers

Bestie, I was thinking, we should really find you a man. I'm entered into this contract with Sheldon, which by the way isn't exactly what I had expected it to be. I should've gotten my own lawyer.

Regardless, you are one smoking hot piece of ass and someone should be tapping that.

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