Penny, I was thinking we should get together and go to the bar this weekend. It's Ladies Night, and seeing that we're both Ladies, it would be a good opportunity to observe the common behaviors of other best friends.
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Bestie, I was thinking, we should really find you a man. I'm entered into this contract with Sheldon, which by the way isn't exactly what I had expected it to be. I should've gotten my own lawyer.
Regardless, you are one smoking hot piece of ass and someone should be tapping that.
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I'm also texting you this invitation to ladies night in case you don't have the notifications turned on for your blog.
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Regardless, you are one smoking hot piece of ass and someone should be tapping that.